Lukashenka Suffers Epic Fail On Air

The harmonious global picture, where the two dictators are about to win, has collapsed again.

Two stand-ups were held simultaneously yesterday. The Agrofuhrer in Babruisk and the Kremlin elder in St. Petersburg. Each one has his own level and his own audience.

It was sad in St. Petersburg. The highest guest was Kazakh president Tokayev. And even he had ruined the mood the day before the forum, and continued to ruin it on the air.

First of all, Tokayev clearly stated in his interview for Russian TV channel the day before that CSTO, and not Russia, had come to help him in a difficult situation. And the "peacekeepers," in fact, were in reserve and quickly withdrew from the country.

Secondly, after pathos-filled, but empty speeches in a style of "America is going to bite it", the President of Kazakhstan has said, that he does not recognise all those quasi-states such as 'LPR', 'DPR' and other pustules, created by Kremlin on territories of other states. And it is understandable: there is a threat of similar scenario for Kazakhstan too, on the one hand. And on the other hand, Kazakhstan's exports to Europe are already being closely monitored because of suspicions that they are helping to circumvent sanctions.

Another ship of the Black Sea Fleet, which today has committed a negative emerging, has not added to the mood either. However, it didn't seem to upset more than the Kursk submarine did in its time.

And it was fun in Babruisk. It is a mystery why the chronically insolvent "Belshyna" has been chosen for the standup. The town, where residents work at several bankrupt enterprises ("Babruiskahramash" or the meat-processing plant are not in the full of their health either), was not ready to listen to prospects in the "New Vasyuki" style.

There was nothing to offer apart from appeals to be patient for a few more years.

An attempt to speculate on geopolitical themes suffered an epic fail live on air. Following the narrative of Russian propaganda regarding yesterday's visit to Kyiv, Agrofuhrer complained that the British Prime Minister, for example, did not arrive, which means a split in Europe and the prospect of some kind of negotiations under the Kremlin's conditions.

Yet here's the trouble: at that very minute, Boris Johnson arrived in Kyiv with yet another package of military aid, promising to keep helping in the future, among other things. And the harmonious global picture,, in which the two dictators had already almost won, collapsed again.

Today, Kyiv and Chisinau have received an advance on the European future. Tbilisi, as we have already written this morning, received a yellow card for its pro-Russian policies.

No one is paying attention to the two elderly dictators.

As an illustration of Belshyna's beautiful future, here is its balance sheet for 2020. Minus 191 million rubles and minus 700 people. This is at the time when there were no sanctions. Obviously, the situation is even worse now. It is another ghost enterprise. The only thing left is to start making pucks.

By the way, the company owes its fortunes to the infamous schemer Siamashka, who was promoting another siphon off on the "modernization" of the once really good tyre production.

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